at a horror movie

  • bf: are you scared?
  • me: in this economy who wouldn't be

nico-diangelcakes:

nico-diangelcakes:

So i have this giant pencil right

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I think we all know where this is going.

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the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming

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fratdouche2point0:

dude: you smoke?
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也许在不同的时空 还牵着你的手

 Perhaps in a parallel universe, I am still holding your hand.

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spankmehardbarry:

sorry i cant reblog that, i have standards

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echat:

sometimes i’m drinking something and i can feel it spilling on me but i just keep drinking because i don’t care about anything anymore

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